Monday, October 11, 2010

Get Ready To Barf At Lisa Rinna’s Casting Couch Memories

Get Ready To Barf At Lisa Rinna’s Casting Couch Memories

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Ugh. As if Gwyneth Paltrow’s tale of epic inappropriateness wasn’t enough, now Lisa Rinna’s casting couch experience is out in the open…and mega-gross. Says Rinna, when she was 24 “I lost a role on a BIG TV series because I wouldn’t bend over a chair in a producers office for ‘just a quickie.’” Excuse us, we have to clean all this barf off our keyboards now. Explains Lisa, “‘Just pull your panties down and bend over and the role is yours,’ he said to me.” Ugh, what is wrong with people that they would ask that of  someone? Don’t they know this barf is very difficult to clean from between all these little keys?!?

Reportedly Rinna has never told anyone the producer’s name, not even husband Harry Hamlin. Lisa did see the creep again however, this time at a red-carpet event while she was appearing on Melrose Place. The producer came up to congratulate her (see, this is why you always carry a taser) and Lisa told him, “I know everyone in this town and if you ever do what you did to me again to anyone else I will tell everyone your dirty secret.” If we were Rinna, we would just wait to announce his name during our Emmy acceptance speech for Harry Loves Lisa. Or in sky-writing. Heck, if Lisa wants to whisper it in our ear we’ll slowly drive down Broadway with a bullhorn right now! [Photo: WENN]

 

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